Please HELP! Weekend Parker/Fox Atrocities

[Bill Murphy]

I know that guy. He invaded a dinner at an Easton, Maryland restaurant several years ago, and brought his young son as a decoy for his nefarious activities. As I recall, I sold the perp an extremely rare Parker trap gun with heavy provenance, for a song. Let me know if my information helps to collar the criminal.

[Pa SxS]

A true patriot of Parkerdom He will go down in history along with Washington, Lincoln, and of course Charles Parker.

Upon close inspection, lt looks like you coming completely over to our side!

[Dean Romig]

Originally Posted by Bill Murphy

I know that guy. As I recall, I sold the perp an extremely rare Parker trap gun with heavy provenance, for a song. .

Rumor has it Bill that you have been practicing your operatic 'Basso Profundo' ever since and may soon sing an aria to the "perp."






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[Double Lab]

As the alleged "perp"s" counsel we will contacting the Fox Nation concerning serious injuries (hernia) and stubbed toe he sustained while visiting the Cambria residence for a visit, subsequent to an invitation he received for a late night dinner. Poor lighting and empty shotgun hulls, carelessly strewn about, contributed to the injuries.

That photo resembles the photos posted online by the local PD asking for help to identify some mug with a hoodie who just held up the local convenience store. Unrecognizable. Good try Stevie.

The Parker boys will win that trophy the old fashioned way. We will earn it!