Please HELP! Weekend Parker/Fox Atrocities
 

Only three words can describe this heinous, cowardly act: STINK----STANK---STUNK!

In the wee hours of Sunday morning, one of my worst fears was realized. Our ADT system was hacked and our house broken into. While my wife and I slept, the brazen intruder helped himself to a plate of Xmas cookies then proceeded to deface the walls of my “Fox Den” with PGCA decals. He purloined several copies of the newly released, Double Gun Journal and to the horror of Fox Nation, the coveted Fox-Parker Challenge Trophy!!

The clever thief somehow evaded the security cameras installed over my deck and garage, but thankfully, triggered a trail cam I had mounted in a nearby oak tree. This photo was enhanced a bit via Photoshop as the darkness and fog made it virtually impossible to detect any distinguishing features of the alleged perpetrator.

If anyone has the slightest clue as to the identity of this malefactor, please speak now as BATF authorities warn that the critical, 48 hour window is fading fast. I’m confident with the help of the Parker Community, that justice will indeed prevail.

Please help. Take a long, hard look below. (I know, it resembles a very bad dream!)
The future of “FPC-VI” depends on it!!

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I know that guy. He invaded a dinner at an Easton, Maryland restaurant several years ago, and brought his young son as a decoy for his nefarious activities. As I recall, I sold the perp an extremely rare Parker trap gun with heavy provenance, for a song. Let me know if my information helps to collar the criminal.

A true patriot of Parkerdom:bowdown: He will go down in history along with Washington, Lincoln, and of course Charles Parker.

Upon close inspection, lt looks like you coming completely over to our side!

Rumor has it Bill that you have been practicing your operatic 'Basso Profundo' ever since and may soon sing an aria to the "perp." :corn:






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As the alleged "perp"s" counsel we will contacting the Fox Nation concerning serious injuries (hernia) and stubbed toe he sustained while visiting the Cambria residence for a visit, subsequent to an invitation he received for a late night dinner. Poor lighting and empty shotgun hulls, carelessly strewn about, contributed to the injuries.

That photo resembles the photos posted online by the local PD asking for help to identify some mug with a hoodie who just held up the local convenience store. Unrecognizable. Good try Stevie.:)

The Parker boys will win that trophy the old fashioned way. We will earn it!

OMG I have not such a good laugh in a long time, Tool you are a nut!

Tool man, just got my DDG. You may turn out to be the next Hemmingway, Faulkner, etc.! Autumn Daze watch out for the company you keep.
P.S. nice article:bowdown:

What is a DDG?





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Damned Double Gun - Chuck must be referring to a Fox used in the challenge

In that case, wouldn't it be a FPDG ?





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