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[Andy]

Dude. I’m Italian. I can grow a beard in the time between finishing my bagel and morning shower. Real men don’t need a mustache to make women happy ; ) Happy Thanksgiving to your and Sue and Tad and everyone else on this board. I’ll call John and get Gia down there. Excited for that!

[Mike of the Mountain]

Originally Posted by Andrew Sacco

Dude. I’m Italian. I can grow a beard in the time between finishing my bagel and morning shower.

All that means is that when you get excited you talk with your hands!!!