The Difference Between Dogs and Cats

[Harold Pickens]

A dog looks up at it's owner and thinks: You feed me, you love me, you take care of my every need--you must be God!
A cat looks up at it's owner and thinks: You feed me, you love me, you take care of my every need--I must be God!

[Rick Roemer]

Truth

[OH Osthaus]

yup

dogs have owners
cats have staff

[chris dawe]

Well i'm relatively nonplussed about the feline race,i - I only really knew two nice ones ....But the ancient and wise Heiko DD (110 in dog years ),thinks cats are great ,he thinks all cats are great -I mean the enthusiasm defies his age its really something you have to see to appreciate .

But his most favorite way to see a cat is on the end of his big old dried up nose ,just before his gaping maw puts an end to the feline siren call we all know so well.

Yep ,he just thinks cats are great!

[Bill Murphy]

My Wirehair, Eva, taught me something I didn't know. Cats can climb up two stories on a sheer brick wall. As Wirehair owners know, Wirehairs can only climb one story up a sheer brick wall, and then only when there is a cat or a squirrel ahead of him.

[OH Osthaus]

my last several dogs have had cats. for some reason - especially the setters, the dogs have adopted the barn cat kittens we brought in if the mothers abandoned them

the cats would curl up with the dogs - and when we lost OH Griffin last Christmas his cat obviously missed him and would lay by his empty kennel

[King Brown]

I'm an ignorant, insufferable sob when it comes to cats. House or feral, they eat my snared rabbits and kill annually birds by the billions, No. 1 on Audobon's hit list. At table when my six children were young, I commented the only good cats were sailcats, hit and flattened on the road, swung by their tails, sailed into the bushes. I said it mostly for my wife, who had 13 counting house and barn, and the singular cry from the kids was "Oh, Daaad."

[Double Lab]

http://parkerguns.org/forums/attachm...1&d=1585681751

Kind of sums it up for me.

[davidboyles]

Harold you made me laugh. I once had a motorcycle license plate holder that said "I flatten Cats" Never did hit one on all the many miles I put on myBMW GS.

[C.O.B.]

I like most dogs even if they don't hunt. I hate all cats and the only good one is a dead one. My wife once asked about getting a cat. I said sure you can have one but I didn't know you were moving out