Parker Pages' Editor Digging In!!

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Originally Posted by Steve Cambria

HEY......WHERE'S MIKEY????

Diving feet first into his arduous new duties, half of the new PP’s editorial team took time out yesterday to partake in the ancient ritual known as the full-body, shale oil cleanse. A tradition practiced by many of his ancestors from the illustrious, Keystone Kielbasa Tribe that once ruled the NEPA Nation. Legend has it the “cleanse” imparts an overall sense of tranquility, unclutters the mind, heightens creativity, and in rare instances, promotes follicular growth in the cranial region. (Well, I guess we’re battin’ .750!)

With his inaugural issue but a few weeks away, still feeling a left-over twinge of remorse for “Benedict Arnoldizing” his Fox brethren, crossing the tracks onto the “dark continent” into the “land of 18 integral parts.” That, coupled with the bone-crushing realization that his beloved, “ROLL-TIDE” now smells a bit more like low tide, indeed the target setting artist formerly known as Dr. Evil could use a bit of stress relief.

GODSPEED MIKEY!!!!

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Where do you come up with this stuff ??