Parker Pages' Editor Digging In!!

[TOOL MAN]

HEY......WHERE'S MIKEY????

Diving feet first into his arduous new duties, half of the new PP’s editorial team took time out yesterday to partake in the ancient ritual known as the full-body, shale oil cleanse. A tradition practiced by many of his ancestors from the illustrious, Keystone Kielbasa Tribe that once ruled the NEPA Nation. Legend has it the “cleanse” imparts an overall sense of tranquility, unclutters the mind, heightens creativity, and in rare instances, promotes follicular growth in the cranial region. (Well, I guess we’re battin’ .750!)

With his inaugural issue but a few weeks away, still feeling a left-over twinge of remorse for “Benedict Arnoldizing” his Fox brethren, crossing the tracks onto the “dark continent” into the “land of 18 integral parts.” That, coupled with the bone-crushing realization that his beloved, “ROLL-TIDE” now smells a bit more like low tide, indeed the target setting artist formerly known as Dr. Evil could use a bit of stress relief.

GODSPEED MIKEY!!!!

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[Pa SxS]

That's funny right there!

[Mills]

He's on double secret probation!

[10 bore]

Originally Posted by Steve Cambria

HEY......WHERE'S MIKEY????

Diving feet first into his arduous new duties, half of the new PP’s editorial team took time out yesterday to partake in the ancient ritual known as the full-body, shale oil cleanse. A tradition practiced by many of his ancestors from the illustrious, Keystone Kielbasa Tribe that once ruled the NEPA Nation. Legend has it the “cleanse” imparts an overall sense of tranquility, unclutters the mind, heightens creativity, and in rare instances, promotes follicular growth in the cranial region. (Well, I guess we’re battin’ .750!)

With his inaugural issue but a few weeks away, still feeling a left-over twinge of remorse for “Benedict Arnoldizing” his Fox brethren, crossing the tracks onto the “dark continent” into the “land of 18 integral parts.” That, coupled with the bone-crushing realization that his beloved, “ROLL-TIDE” now smells a bit more like low tide, indeed the target setting artist formerly known as Dr. Evil could use a bit of stress relief.

GODSPEED MIKEY!!!!

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Where do you come up with this stuff ??

[Pa SxS]

Originally Posted by scott kittredge

Where do you come up with this stuff ??

Don't encourage him, it only gets worse.

[Mike of the Mountain]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Classic stuff there Tool!! Just to be clear, there was no twinge of remorse involved. I was so relaxed after the shale oil cleanse that I didn’t even care we were hosting a tourney in a snow event in February in NEPA. That cleanse did help ease some of the growing pains from the new, never imagined ever doing something like this position, for the ultimate collectors association!

Your .750 average is HOF worthy!! You have my ballot. As for my Tide? They’ll be back. I have friends in Vegas that say so.

I do want to know where my pic came from? Those were to have been redacted from my file!

Steve, as Elvis said, “Thank you, thank you very much!”

[Hammer Gun]

The Tide is out right now but will soon start back in only to run into a bulkhead called Clemson, Gary

[Mike of the Mountain]

Until Trevor enters the draft, then they'll have to re-tool too. They have a solid D though. The advantage Clemson has is they don't have much competition in the ACC. A few teams that "on any given day" could step it up. Dabo is a good coach. I like him. He'll keep the Tigers headed in the right direction. As long as the Little 10 keep stinking up the joint I'll be happy!!

[Stan Hillis]

When I met Mike at the Fall Southern several years ago I knew there was some reason he looked so familiar to me. But, I never put it together until now! Having watched the movie that this scene came from many times that face was engraved in my memory. Another similarity I can vouch for, both Mike and Del Gue have a great sense of humor.

Great post, Steve.

SRH