There can never be enough caution taken when bandits and highwaymen abound! Why just the other day we got word via telegram that injuns had attacked a couple of villages over the bluff. Sure is good to know that the boys out there have a good coach gun to keep em safe.
I want to apologize ahead of time for my incredibly insensitive use of the term "injuns". My wife has made me promise to undergo sensitivity re-education, not to mention switching my NFL affiliation from Washington to Baltimore.