A Ditty for the Day

[AmarilloMike]

I took my VH sixteen quail hunting
Instead of sitting home watching "Good Will Hunting"
I took my VH twelve on my field trial
Instead couching and turning the dial
I too my Repro twenty-eight to Pheasant Phest
Instead of working around the nest
I used my AH twenty to shoot Bobs Whites dead, dead, dead
Over my French Brittanys Molly, Belle, and Red
I took my Parker DH one frame twelve to Kansas
And shot the wiley Roosters in their pantses.
Instead of wasting away in the house
I used my Parker on Montana huns and Grouse
So I don't measure my Parkers by what I pay
But by the year measured in deeds and not days

[Chris T.]

With a Parker in hand the bird is in the pot,
it doesn't matter if it's fancy or not.
Light as a feather it waves like a wand,
a gun for generations over to bond.
When it's comes time to pass it on,
no better a hand than that of a son.
A Parker for the ages a gift I am glad
passed down to me from dear old Dad.


Bruce,
Anachronistic, did you get some word of the day toilet paper, or you really as smart as they have been saying? If you had to describe a Parker with one word, that would work! A gentlemen and a schollar as I have heard.

[Pay Dirt]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who would carry her (RST low pressure, low recoil ,#9, Spreader shot) shells in a bucket
When offered a Fox
It was left in the box
She shot Parkers or just said, ”aww f**k it”

I'm sorry, I'm very, very sorry. I can't seem to help myself.

[Jared V.]

Originally Posted by Bobby Cash

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who would carry her (RST low pressure, low recoil ,#9, Spreader shot) shells in a bucket
When offered a Fox
It was left in the box
She shot Parkers or just said, ”aww f**k it”

I'm sorry, I'm very, very sorry. I can't seem to help myself.

Can't blame the girl from Nantucket
Closer to Meriden than Philly. No need to truck it
As for me I like all three
Parker, Fox and sometimes an LC
I would certainly take any one on a huntin' date.
Even if the latter has been called a paper weight.

Slow night here in PA.