Not Parker guns but this is what it's all about!

[Mike of the Mountain]

Originally Posted by Andrew Sacco

Dude. I’m Italian. I can grow a beard in the time between finishing my bagel and morning shower.

All that means is that when you get excited you talk with your hands!!!

[6pt-Sika]

Originally Posted by Mike Koneski

BTW, majority of women like the stache, it's "men" who can't grow a good one who fear it!!

Dude I can grow hair easily everywhere EXCEPT the top of my head ! I’d gladly give up the beard and all the damn hair on my back to get the top filled out again

[Mike of the Mountain]

Craig, we're no maintenance domes!! No hat hair, no wind blown effect, no sweaty-matted hair......