Leaving for Arizona.....

Drew Hause · 12-03-2009, 05:12 PM

UPDATE
Well the coyotes are tough guys, but Destry in his underwear was a bit more than they could handle, and Kaas wouldn't answer his phone.
Now they're holding out for a 20g Trojan, but I thought I'd stall a bit and maybe they'd go for a Lefever Nitro Special.

Drew Hause · 12-03-2009, 05:38 PM

UPDATE
With Destry's winsome personality, the gang was going to give him up for a Stevens 311 when some Mara Salvatrucha fellas busted in to steal the load of meth and took Destry with them BUT he's still wearing Phil's Garmin Astro tracker and is headed back south down I-10.

Drew Hause · 12-03-2009, 06:17 PM

GOOD NEWS
Destry was whining about being hungry, so the gang gave him a bean burrito and the resultant emissions in the back of the Tahoe caused them to drop him somewhere on the Tohono O'odham Rez. La Migra has him, but they're not buying the "I'm from Michigan" story (esp. since he's still in his underwear) so we all need to call 1-I KNO DESTRY and vouch for his good character. BTW: now Phil won't answer his phone.

Bill Murphy · 12-03-2009, 09:12 PM

Doc, as soon as you said that Destry was chasing Mearn's quail, I knew that this was a bogus report. Destry doesn't chase birds, his statement, not mine.