Why did none of you save me from this foolishness?

[Double Play]

Gary,
If you need a place to store (hide) that Les Paul for a few days, months, years or whatever I would be glad to help you out.

[Brush Buster]

Larry ,I would be happy to stash it also , I could tell my " Better Half " I am just keeping it for a friend ! And speaking of friends ,my one Buddy has a Wife that sees absolutly no reason in this world that a person needs more than one shotgun or Deer rifle . My Buddy has this all figured out ,he buys a couple of Five Dollar lottery tickets once in a while for the local Fire Hall ,etc. and claims about once or twice a year to hitting their Gun Ticket ! I always tell him he is going to be missing a couple of much needed body parts if he gets caught ,but he figures it is worth dealing with !

[Hammer Gun]

I think I will wait till after Xmas. If I don't, I might have to spring for a big time gift,If you know what I mean! I guess I had better not post this here maybe on Other Topics Thanks for the suggestions

[Double Play]

Gary if all else fails theres always JEWLERY!

Please, don't ask me how I know that.

[Dean Romig]

Jewelry?

Seems to me I remember a picture of Deb sportin' a pretty nice bulldozer... is that what you call jewelry?... or like the AH you bought her with the two sets of barrels?

[Autumn Daze]

I don't know Dean .... That AH looks pretty nice draped over Deb's wrist..

[Double Play]

SHHHHH!

[gman]

I like guns wife likes jewelry - we work it out. Only thing I tell her is that "when I am gone don't dare sell those guns for what I told you I paid for them."

[Don Kaas]

A good friend of mine, an avid collector of militaria, once said of spousal gift giving..."nothing says I love you like a fine military antique"...his late wife was especially fond of Garands, if I recall, but the Christmas he gave her an adorable little M1 IBM carbine was especially poignant...it had a GI case and two original clips..