Upgraded Parkers, Lesson 1

[George M. Purtill Member #28]

I am proud to say I sold NOTHING to get kids. I sold the following to get MARRIED:
Scuba tanks
1929 AA Ford with express body- remember John Boys truck in the Walton's TV show?
1951 Chevy 21/2 ton flatbed State of NH truck- mint original
Remington 700 BDL Varmint rifle in 22-250.

Kids cost nothing to get. Wife cost alot.
Kids cost lots to maintain!

[Double Lab]

Originally Posted by George M. Purtill

I am proud to say I sold NOTHING to get kids. I sold the following to get MARRIED:
Scuba tanks
1929 AA Ford with express body- remember John Boys truck in the Walton's TV show?
1951 Chevy 21/2 ton flatbed State of NH truck- mint original
Remington 700 BDL Varmint rifle in 22-250.

Kids cost nothing to get. Wife cost alot.
Kids cost lots to maintain!

George;
Wives cost A LOT more to get rid of. Keeping them is a bargain.

[George M. Purtill Member #28]

Originally Posted by Daryl Corona

George;
Wives cost A LOT more to get rid of. Keeping them is a bargain.

An old adage among us who do divorces for a living: "Why do divorces cost so much? Because they are worth it."

[Bill Murphy]

Linda wants me to sell the 460 Country Squire, but I keep telling her that we'll need it when the kids start coming.