BREAKING NEWS from BALTIMORE--FPC-V!!

[TOOL MAN]

We interrupt this regularly scheduled PGCA program for the following urgent message:


IN A WORLD, racked with indecision
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Political rancor
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And terribly, terribly BAD hair days
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One event reigns supreme. A shooting contest fit for the Demi-Gods and destined for Immortality.
A Tradition Like No Other
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The AHFCA & PGCA (in association with Cambo-Ponski Productions LLC) proudly announce: FPC-V at The Rock

The Shooting Times proclaims: THIS WILL BE BIG!
How big, you ask?
How’s this for BIG?
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Or this?
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Or (depending on the BBQ) maybe even….ooh la la
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Below, is all that separated the VICTORS from the VANQUISHED in 2015
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So…… will 2016 be the year for the “Brothers-P?”
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Or, will Team Fox ascend to 5 & 0? Unblemished. Unscathed. Unbeaten.
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Only one thing left to do…..
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Pack ‘em up, Load ‘em in, Move ‘em out!

So, Get ready to Rumble at The Rock in September!!!

And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

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[Double Lab]

Steve, Steve, Steve. You really have too much time on your hands. Why are'nt you out chasing brown trout this time of year? I'm pumped for the challenge but I'm a little confused as to what FPC-V stands for. I got the FPC but what, pray tell does the V stand for?

[Researcher]

Daryl, Think Roman numeral.

[Autumn Daze]

Steve, You are a very sick man........

[Mills]

This is great

[Pa SxS]

You may be in a mental institution soon. They may not let you out by FPC-V!

[TOOL MAN]

I=1

II=2

III=3

IV=4

V=5

Obviously, someone was out chasing browns ( or maybe Brownies!!) when Miss Harpie discussed Roman numerals???

[George M. Purtill Member #28]

I can't wait. This will be the year. The Doc is coming Tool Man. Your reign is over. Do you need me to tell you when fishing season starts again this year?

[Double Lab]

Originally Posted by Steve Cambria

I=1

II=2

III=3

IV=4

V=5

Obviously, someone was out chasing browns ( or maybe Brownies!!) when Miss Harpie discussed Roman numerals???

Guilty as charged!
You know, I love my Foxes ALMOST as much as my Parkers but now that you have thrown down the gauntlet in such an illustrative way we will be assembling some of the top shooters in the Western Hemisphere to gather at the Rock in the ninth month of this year to even the score. Money is no object as the PGCA is flush with money and talent. Why, I'll even shoot left handed and use one of those dangerous damascus guns with hammers to make things easier for the boys from Philly.

PS: You might want to leave the cheerleaders back at your hotel as they would surely be distracting to Mike K. and please remove your rugrat from the swing before going to the liquor store to purchase our celebratory bottle of fine French champagne.

[Mike of the Mountain]

So, you're allowing me to shoot for Team Fox?? Otherwise, bring on those distractions!!