Why do these things never happen to me.....
I used to be a goose guide but I never had anybody give me their gun after they missed three in a row.
If those Chicago boys that used to come down and hunt with us did that sort of thing I'd have a pickup truck load.
DLH
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I was as virtuously given as a gentleman need to be; virtuous enough; swore little; diced not above seven times a week; went to a bawdy-house once in a quarter--of an hour; paid money that I borrowed, three of four times; lived well and in good compass: and now I live out of all order, out of all compass. Falstaff - Henry IV
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