Suspicions Confirmed

[Richard Flanders]

Baby alligator tastes just like beaver and is really really good. I brought home 'still warm' roadkill raccoon once that my grandmother made a great stew out of. You couldn't tell what it was; she was good that way. That lady could have made a stew out of an old tire and it would have been good. When I told my sister that the stew we were eating was made from the coon that I had mounted in an aggressive position and which sitting on the far end of the dining table she dropped her spoon and ran into the bathroom and puked. A great story that I love to remind her of to this day!