Yesterday I went fishing for Bluegills for the first time in a very long time. To give you an idea of how often I fish the last time I bought a daily license it was $3 yesterday I spent $7.
I met my friends with my rod, reel (I didn't have any of the assorted tackle) so I contributed three fine cigars and a 12 pack of beer. I was shocked when Jack told me that you couldn't have beer in the boat

It seems the morons who want to race up and down a lake in speed boats and run over people on Jet Skis have ruined it for everyone.
We were on a series of small lakes with no houses. There was only one other boat on the lake but to be able to enjoy the lake and an ice cold beer on a hot day God forbid.
For those who can't be responsible to themselves and the people around them the Goverment will do it for us.