A Little Levity -- STUD ROOSTER

[Jim Kucaba]

STUD ROOSTER

A farmer in Arizona goes to town and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says ...'OK old fart, time for you to retire !'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you can't handle ALL of these chickens.

Look what it has done to me ...Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner ?'

The young roster says ...'Beat it Bub !' ... 'You're all washed up and I'm taking over !'

The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud ... I'll race you around the farm house and whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.

But since I'm old, how about giving me a little head start ?'

The young rooster laughs and says ...'You know you don't stand a chance, old man, I'll give you a 50 foot head start'

The old rooster takes off running and about 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap ... He's only about 10 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast !

Meanwhile, the farmer, is sitting in his usual spot on the porch ...When he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can ...

The Farmer grabs his trusty shotgun and - BOOM ! ... He blows the young rooster to smithereens ! ...

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says ...'Damn ! ... Good thing I've got this old reliable Parker ... Third gay rooster I bought this month.'


Jim Kucaba ... AriZOOna Cactus Patch ... Email: JimKucaba@aol.com

[Bill Murphy]

Took me by surprise.

[Big D]

Jim needs new writers. That gag has been around for years. Kinda like the old story about "No, Let's walk down and do 'em all"

[Dean Romig]

Good one Jim!

The punch line of one of my favorites has the stud rooster laying on his back in the chicken yard pretending to be dead as vultures circle overhead and the rooster goes....

"Shhhhhh..."

[Jim Kucaba]

Originally Posted by John Dallas

Jim needs new writers. That gag has been around for years. Kinda like the old story about "No, Let's walk down and do 'em all"

I lead a "sheltered" life so I never heard it before and passed along.

Jim Kucaba ... AriZOOna Cactus Patch ... Email: JimKucaba@aol.com

[ch]

Dandy one Jim I'll be telling it at the feed mill in the mourning! Is there a way I could send that page to my e mail so I didn't have to do all that typing? ch

[Jim Akins]

Calvin just highlight the message and copy it to your clipboard, paste it to your computers note pad and print it.

[ch]

Thanks Jim i'll give it a try. ch