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			Okay.  I’ll bite — how many? (Hey, I’ve been working in the dark for many years.)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I don't know; I was hoping you'd tell me!  How about: we don't know; none of them has ever done any manual labor.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Three? One to hold the bulb and two to turn the chair?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Well, Stan, you obviously don't know those among the ranks of the MFA.  I think you may have overestimated our ability.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			1) One; to call Maintenance. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			2) None; they didn't notice it was out. 
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			What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb ? You can unscrew a light bulb.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Geeze Phil.  I'm starting to feel like I should name one of my guns after you if it means that much to you.  Does it have to be a Parker? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			Daryl, I humbly accept any and all honors conferred upon me, whether I'm worthy of them or not, and am grateful for them, so name away.  And I do not discriminate, so a nice...Fox? with a Phil-related nom de plume would be welcomed  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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