Breaking News--Latest Recon from Hausmann's!

[TOOL MAN]

Morris Baker was flight testing his new RST drone early this morning and graciously shared a few photos of the pre-game festivities unfolding at Hausmann’s. It appears the erectors have arrived and are already hard at work assembling the new Fox/Parker digs on the hallowed grounds of Pointe du BO-WHOOP. All that’s left now as Ms. Judi Collins would say, is to Send in the Clowns (scheduled to arrive Thursday a.m.) and open the midway.





And speaking of Midway, how uncanny that this year’s contest will be run on June 4-6th, the same dates as the epic battle fought in the Pacific, 73 years ago. Will 2015 prove to be the “Turning Point” for Team Parker as they attempt to thwart Team Fox’s quest to remain unbeaten and triumphantly, carry the cup back home to Meriden? Only time will tell on that front.

In other news today, Fox officials announced the winner of the 2015 FPC tee shirt contest, selected from over 300 area entrants. As always, shirts will be available by calling:

1-800-ROA-STEM



96 hours and counting boys till the hammer drops at Hausmann’s. Don’t forget to pack an extra pair of asbestos panties! Safe travels and we’ll see you at The Hollow.


Warmest regards,


Ad Roll----Fox Sales Dept.

[OH Osthaus]

so-- with all those trucks and box cars- Morris is back up to full production after the powder shortage????

[Double Lab]

Mr. Roll,
This will be my much anticipated return to the shooting sports after coming off the disabled list. I was considering shooting for the Fox team but now feel bad for the Parker team in that they have never won. I will be available for bribes and considerations on the morning of the 4th. May the best team win.

[TOOL MAN]

No worries DC, we promised Ernie a nail-biter of a Challenge this year and I believe your addition to Team Parker could prove to be one of the deciding factors in the final outcome. Besides, I'm no match for the wizardry of super agent, "Jerry Maguire "Suponski ,who I guarantee is burning-up all of his unused Verizon minutes today, drafting the top recruits from across the country!

[Mike of the Mountain]

That's OK Mr. Roll, we have West, Bond,Templar, Solo and Kiriyakin already registered with Team Fox!!

[Autumn Daze]

Not to worry Mr. Toolperson. Fee's have been paid and planes are already on the taxiway soon to arrive at the Binghampton airport. Upon arrival they will be escorted via limousine to the shooting grounds in due time. Your demise is certain sir......

[Dean Romig]

Originally Posted by Daryl Corona

Mr. Roll,
I was considering shooting for the Fox team but now feel bad for the Parker team in that they have never won.

On the contrary gentleladies of the Fox persuasion... I seem to recall the year this all started and which probably put the spark in Mrs. Tool's kerchief (or rather the bee in her bonnet) to never again suffer such humiliation at the hands of the merciless Team Parker.

Let the games begin.....


That last picture shows with certainty Mrs. Tool holding in her dainty hands the recently agreed to "Terms of Surrender".




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[Double Lab]

Originally Posted by Dave Suponski

Not to worry Mr. Toolperson. Fee's have been paid and planes are already on the taxiway soon to arrive at the Binghampton airport. Upon arrival they will be escorted via limousine to the shooting grounds in due time. Your demise is certain sir......

That's what I'm talking about. I love flying on a chartered plane. I'm hoping for some 30 year old Bourbon and all the shrimp you can eat. (At least that 's what my agent specified in my contract).

[Autumn Daze]

I seem to remember some skulduggery that very day.

[TOOL MAN]

Good God, I'm amazed that digital images survive that long!! In all fairness, Mr. Editor & Chief, you of all people should realize the importance that captions play in any photo spread.

I do believe the last time Ad Roll and the Honorable Mr. Plunkett III were on their knees 'surrendering' their swords to the Parker Nation was ca. 2007???