URGENT: MONKEYPOX TESTING at HAUSMANN's

[TOOL MAN]

Due to the traditionally oversized crowd that assembles (cheek to jowl) at the AHFCA's Bo-Whoop/Baby-Whoop/Letterman SBT station, the Fox Collector's thought it prudent to institute a mandatory Monkeypox screening for all shooters and spectators. The test is rapid, safe, painless and 99.8% accurate, so please, spare us the grumbling or political conspiracy rhetoric. All that's required is to exhale 3x on a small, mirror-like sample plate. A negative result will appear like the picture below and you're good-to-go!

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A positive result will yield a variation of this:

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and probably best to just kiss your A$$ goodbye.

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5 days and counting.....see you at The Hollow boys!!!

[Double Lab]

Also please leave your cowbells with the Mountain boy. The only bell the Fox nation knows is the winner's bell.

[Mike of the Mountain]

Originally Posted by Daryl Corona

Also please leave your cowbells with the Mountain boy. The only bell the Fox nation knows is the winner's bell.

Lord knows Fox Nation has stood behind the winners when that bell rang clean and true. Just sayin' for a friend.

[Dean Romig]

Be it known that my jowl ain't touchin' nobody's cheek and nobody's jowl ain't touchin my cheek... or vice-versa.





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[Mike of the Mountain]

Best idea yet....

[Dean Romig]

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[Mike of the Mountain]

Goes hand-in-hand with "I'm your huckleberry."

[Mike of the Mountain]

Originally Posted by Dean Romig

Be it known that my jowl ain't touchin' nobody's cheek and nobody's jowl ain't touchin my cheek... or vice-versa.





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Dean, I think Mr. Fox-in-the Henhouse will be doing some puckering up for jowl to cheek action.

[J.B. Books]

I understand that Scott Kittredge will be donating a dead mount for the Team Lefever trophy for Hausmann's shoot this year.

[Dean Romig]

Aargh…





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