So, while we wait,how about some guesses. Here's mine
EASTHAMPTON January 3, 1901: The fear had been felt by every resident. In early October past, a large monkey had escaped the Tuttweiller Travelling Animal Act, along with two miniature horses, one goat said to be a unicorn and a three legged zebra. The zebra, horses and goat were quickly corralled but the monkey flew across rooftops, terrorizing women and small children. One of Mrs. McIntosh's apple pies, cooling on the window sill, was snatched and consumed by the marauding monkey. (Although demonic in nature, the monkey had excellent taste in pies, as Mrs. McIntosh has been the blue ribbon recipient at the County Fair since 1898. Sadly, Mr. McIntosh reports the missus has not been able to bake since suffering this trauma.) Several men had taken pot shots at this pilfering primate but to no avail. No one is sure how the monkey made it to the Mount Tom forests but that may have been its undoing. A young lad, out with his father, was learning the art of grouse hunting. Father had excellent taste in firearms, allowing the young lad to learn the art of hunting with a firearm that is itself a work of art - a Parker Bros. gun. A pair of grouse had exploded skyward. The young lad shouldered the Parker and fired as the grouse were disappearing over the tree tops. There was an audible "thud". To the bewilderment of both hunters, upon finding their quarry, they saw a dead monkey. They made no mention of this to anyone, until they learned some months later of the Easthampton monkey escape. Thinking this might bring them some celebrity, they passed on their story to this reporter; however, there were no monkey remains available for confirmation.
It was written off at the time to a father introducing his son to the art of hunting and also to maybe more than a single shot of fine whiskey at day's end. The story resurfaces from time to time. Who knows when it will end. Some stories have a long life.
Cheers,
Jack
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Hunt ethically. Eat heartily.
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