Welding - good. The stove needs fixin'
Carpentry - good. The porch will be the best feature then.
Electrical - what's that??
Rough Plumbing - no need, already behind the house - and not too rough either - it's a fancy "two holer"
As for Raccoon Rangers or Ministers of Environment, the individual gets my admiration or disgust based on their actions not gender. Maybe we could set up a third rocker on the new porch and invite Nancy to shoot a few. If you get that stove into good shape, maybe she could cook 'em up too.
Cheers,
Jack