Time Machine huh?
I like this.
I'm going down to A&F on Madison Avenue this afternoon. I am gonna wander around on the first floor, look at all the dead animals. Then I'm taking a deep breath and telling the elevator attendant who probably looks like the friendliest guy on earth, to take me to the 7th floor.
After I look over the rediculous racks of English guns I head straight to the Parkers. The salesman approaches.
I'll place my order: 28 gauge DHE skeet gun, 28 inch barrels, double triggers, BTFE, engrave name plate "GMP", include VC case with accessories, same initials on case. How much would it cost for an extra set of 20 gauge barrels?, I ask.
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