In the early days of live television, the WCTU decided to televise a demonstration of the evils of Demon Rum. To prove the concept, they got a champion pistol shooter, had him shoot at a target (all 10's) then had him drink a tumbler of Old Stump Blower, and come back 45 minutes later. Of course, his score was dramatically worse. Confident, the WTCU booked him on live television. He walked onto the stage, scared S***less, and proceeded to spray shots all over the target, then drank the class of booze. You know what's coming - he came back at the end of the show and put all shots in the black!
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