[quote=greg conomos;48000]"He that doth get wench with child then take her as his wife is no better than he who would cr*p in his own hat then clap it atop his head." Hot babe Carole Lombard had just met the great (In his opinion anyway) ladies man- Wm. Clark Gable- he takes her out to the Brown Derby (or Doibby for you Joisey guyz) and brings her back to his place- after a few more drinks he said "Why don't you slip into the bedroom and get undressed, Baby"-- and she snaps right back at him "And why don't you just crap in your fedora, Mister"--
