Colonel Willis always had at his side a German Shepard named Bruno. His Brunos were trained and provided by a connection he had at Fort Leavenworth. A young Captain was briefing the in the Colonel in his rather large office. Bruno was lying on his mat on across the office from the Colonel's desk. The Captain looked toward Bruno and saw the Colonel's faithful companion licking his private parts. The Captain tried to make a joke saying, "I wished that I could do that!" The Colonel replied, "Go over to Bruno really easy and he might let you."
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