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Originally Posted by Phil Yearout
By the way: How many MFA's does it take to screw in a light bulb...?
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Okay. I’ll bite — how many? (Hey, I’ve been working in the dark for many years.)
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"Doubtless the good Lord could have made a better game bird than bobwhite, and better country to hunt him in...but equally doubtless, he never did." -- Guy de la Valdene (from A Handful of Feathers )
"'I promise you,' he said, 'on my word of honor, I won't die on the opening of the bird season.'" -- Robert Ruark (from The Old Man and the Boy)
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