Welcome to Parker Universe! Wise decision to add you to the Parker fold. Now Garry can keep building up that Parker collection and justify it with “Here’s another Parker for you Elaine.”
Just make sure he doesn’t diminish the value of the collection by adding Eurotrash to it!! Next up, we need to find some stylish Hawaiian shirts for your Hawaiian Shirt Friday wardrobe. The next Hawaiian Shirt Friday is at Pheasant Fest. Just sayin’.