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URGENT: MONKEYPOX TESTING at HAUSMANN's
Unread 05-28-2022, 01:33 PM   #1
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Default URGENT: MONKEYPOX TESTING at HAUSMANN's

Due to the traditionally oversized crowd that assembles (cheek to jowl) at the AHFCA's Bo-Whoop/Baby-Whoop/Letterman SBT station, the Fox Collector's thought it prudent to institute a mandatory Monkeypox screening for all shooters and spectators. The test is rapid, safe, painless and 99.8% accurate, so please, spare us the grumbling or political conspiracy rhetoric. All that's required is to exhale 3x on a small, mirror-like sample plate. A negative result will appear like the picture below and you're good-to-go!

MP Negative.JPG

A positive result will yield a variation of this:

MP POSITIVE.JPG

and probably best to just kiss your A$$ goodbye.

chestnuts.jpg

5 days and counting.....see you at The Hollow boys!!!
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