Reminds me of the old, tired joke about two guys on a street corner, each selling pencils. One has his priced at 10 cents each, the other for $1,000. When questioned about his price, the second guy says, "but I only need to sell one."
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"Doubtless the good Lord could have made a better game bird than bobwhite, and better country to hunt him in...but equally doubtless, he never did." -- Guy de la Valdene (from A Handful of Feathers )
"'I promise you,' he said, 'on my word of honor, I won't die on the opening of the bird season.'" -- Robert Ruark (from The Old Man and the Boy)
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