There was this guy. No names please. Wealthy grandfather dies. When they opened his safe, heirs are squabbling over stock certificates, etc. This guy reaches into the corner and pulls out an old Parker .410, looks at the rest of the family and asks "anyone interested in this old shotgun"?
Obviously the old gun was not as interesting as old stock certificates, so he walks the gun out, and puts it in the trunk of his car.
Some folks just aren't into old guns I guess. Oh, and they evenly divided the stocks in the end.
I got this story from a pretty reliable source, so I believe it's true.
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