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Originally Posted by Mike Koneski
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Touche!! How about bogsucker? Logcock? All I say is at least we have grouse, partridges are dumber than a box of wet hammers!! 
Mudbat is perfect, works perfectly with the videos of the birds doing their dance to "Tequila". We even adapted a song from the B52s. Instead of "Love Shack" you use "Mud Bat" and a host of other changed lyrics.
Improvise and adapt. 
"I got me a Parker it's a 30 inch 20, so come on and bring your shot shell money! For the mud bat it's a little old bird that we can hunt togetheeeerrrr. Mud bat baaaabyyyyy. Mud bat baby!!
Muds little bat, that's where it's at. Muds little bat, that's where it's at. Mud bat baby!!" |
My friend Mike probably spazzed out because four of us were shooting at the Rock today and we got him in a headlock. One gent has very extensive grouse and woodcock hunting experience both in PA and NY, and the other two have been small game hunters since Hector was a pup. Mike was out touring the courses and we chided him, how none of us had ever heard that derogatory Mudbat term used to refer to the fine American game bird. Then after shooting we returned to the clubhouse for coffee and Mike was nowhere to be seen, probably out composing his retort and lyrics.
