I have never made a mistake acquiring a Parker.

(So, Andy, I've got a couple to sell if you are interested.)
(OK, in case the humor was missed in that statement, I should mention that my middle name is "Mistake.")
(OK, to further my case, I have every double gun I ever purchased.


So what does that make me? Again, middle name -- Mistake.)
But, I'm content with what's in my gun safes.