A COMPARISON:
THERE'S
J-LO
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A Goddess.......................check
A Triple threat (singer-dancer-actress).......check
Model, worldwide superstar, Las Vegas sensation......check
Then there's
J-LOEW
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Finder of uber-cool Parkers et al. doubleguns.......check
Smile Josh, you're batting
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