OK Calvin, Three WF hunting buddies were very competitive about the quality of their retrievers. By opening day, one of them had spent a huge sum on a new "wonder dog" and couldn't wait to show it off. The three of them were in the blind when the first shootable flight turned in to the dekes. Three birds came down and the guy with the dog said to his buddies, "now watch this" and sent the dog for the retrieve. The dog jumped out of the blind and trotted across the water, picked up the three ducks and returned to the blind. Nobody said anything so the dog man said "didn't you guys notice anything about that retrieve?" One guy answered "yeah, damned dog can't swim".
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