Just thinkin'. Maybe we should have a "Big Turkey" contest next year. Honor system, Length of beard+ the length of each spur=high score wins. Will disregard the weight, as many may not have access to an accurate scale( I don't). Mutiple beards, a clear advantage.
Must be shot with a vintage double--or limit it to Parkers only.
And what does the winner get?? Well, he gets to wear the mantle of "Parker Big Turkey" or some such nonsense for the year, and who wouldn't want that.
Waata, ya think?
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