STUD ROOSTER
A farmer in Arizona goes to town and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says ...'OK old fart, time for you to retire !'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you can't handle ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me ...Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner ?'
The young roster says ...'Beat it Bub !' ... 'You're all washed up and I'm taking over !'
The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud ... I'll race you around the farm house and whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.
But since I'm old, how about giving me a little head start ?'
The young rooster laughs and says ...'You know you don't stand a chance, old man, I'll give you a 50 foot head start'
The old rooster takes off running and about 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap ... He's only about 10 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast !
Meanwhile, the farmer, is sitting in his usual spot on the porch ...When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can ...
The Farmer grabs his trusty shotgun and - BOOM ! ... He blows the young rooster to smithereens ! ...
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says ...'Damn ! ... Good thing I've got this old reliable Parker ... Third gay rooster I bought this month.'
Jim Kucaba ... AriZOOna Cactus Patch ... Email:
JimKucaba@aol.com