The following is intended for MATURE audiences only:
Apparently, key elements of TEAM PARKER were trying their best to "dial it in" on Hausmann's 5-Stand course earlier today in preparation for this weekend's 8th Annual Fox vs. Parker Challenge.
Team Parker 1.jpg
When reporters asked what they thought their chances were for capturing the THREE-PEAT, their responses were strangely similar:
TEAM PARKER AT WORK.jpg
Meanwhile, TEAM FOX was enjoying a few "six-packs" after a light workout at the nearby Montrose Inn:
Team Fox 1.jpg
Reportedly, the pics were uploaded to TWITTER and were subsequently viewed by the landlord at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue who quickly tweeted: "I'm going to seriously re-think the color of these hats!! My gut tells me BLUE will rule the day!! TEAM PARKER: You're FIRED!!"
The Donald Shocked.jpg
Even our very own cross-border, international man of intrigue is giving this weekend's challenge two shotshells up......
way, way up!!!!
The Mystery Man.jpg