This morning, I was visiting my dear wife of 35 years in the hospital. My cell rang and it was the vendor of the Remington Model 11 D I had bought last night. I had already sent him an FFL and told him to call me for my CC number. The transaction went quickly while the nurse was tending to my wife...after the call my dear looked up at me from the bed and said, "Congratulations, you have yet another gun."

Wives are like bird dogs, lovable but it takes persistance, patience and training to make them useful members of the family. Besides, it's her birthday tomorrow. I wonder how she'll like ...her present, the cased Parker U grade lifter?