[Southpaw]

There are a thousand cliche`s yet to be even employed "Patience, who has time for that?"

"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want".

My personal favorite is "Good thought, bad idea", it covers almost everything with regard to perspective. Generally it is also goes with hey hold my beer and watch me do this, which is always the que to call 911 as something is about to go badly. BTW I am waiting to find an epitaph on a tombstone reading "I asked someone to hold my beer, and here I lay". I think it only appropriate that the tombstone also have a built in cup holder carved into it.

Please enjoy your new addictive Parker Passion responsibly and never visit the gun sights after a few drinks, that, and in the bilge of a boat when sea sick is where the devil lives.