Hello Mr. Dabro,
Welcome to the forum!! I have the need to inform you a little bit more(you may also want to make your gf aware of this). You have been exposed to a very contagious disease to which there is no known cure. Many of these guys wives have been working on a cure for years(they meet in private when their husbands are out getting their 'fix'). It is 'parkeritis'. As your girlfriend will find out it can get a bit pricey to keep the craving satiated. She can join the group searching for the cure by donating your parker, as to help you and the cause.
Blessings. Lee