Some day you may be able to buy one of my books
Grouse Hunting "the ramblings of a mad man" or
Grouse Hunting "how to ruin a perfectly good bird dog" or
Grouse Hunting "the anti-Christ of the north woods" or
Grouse Hunting "hello my name is Chad, and I'm a Grouse-aholic" or
Grouse Hunting "King of Upland Birds" subtitled all the above