When I'm REALLY bored, I go to a local "black rifle show" just to get out of the house.
Last one I attended had a sign on the door: "No Offensive T-Shirts or Hats."
At the gate window, I asked what they considered "offensive." They pretty much outlined Mr. Yearout's apparel review. Smugly, I walked in with my slogan-free shirt. And braved the atmosphere inside, filled with free radicals and sophomoric breakfast burritos...
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