[Bindlestiff]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop dead gorgeous blond, in a short skirt, was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, and bent over and leaned into my passenger side window and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a second and replied, "Maybe, what kind of ammo do you have?"