So far I haven't had such poor luck... but the older I get the more diminished the 'law of averages' becomes. My day will come I'm sure... I just hope there are no witnesses.
Kathy knows this only too well. The other evening I left the gas grill burning for 5 minutes to burn off the sauce residue after barbequeing some chicken thighs. Last night I went to grill some nice steaks for us and I had to walk back in the house and sheepishly tell her we were out of gas.... Boy, did I get it!!