A Heavy Heart
 

I'm posting this with a heavy heart...

As much as I love Parker’s, hunting, the PGCA, and everything that comes with it...it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.

Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low ball offers.

Thanks for reading and understanding...

1. Dustpan and broom

2. Sponges

3. Toilet spray

4. Mop and bucket

5. Window cleaner

6. Vacuum

7. Dishwashing liquid

8. Laundry detergent

9. Fabric softener

10. Laundry baskets

11. Toilet brush

12. Cleaning sprays

Your moral strength is an inspiration to us all !

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

That’s funny. Really made me laugh.

Geez I thought maybe you had really lost it when I started reading your thread. Feared I might have to make the drive to KY to get you down off the ledge but it appears you have things under control. BTW if you get any of that stuff near me I am afraid we're gonna have an issue :nono:

I am still laughing over your post, I am humor deprived today and it came at the right time.

Thanks for the chuckle!!!

Glad to be of service!

Regarding items #1 and #4.
Composed sets or numbers matching?

May I have permission to reprint this and show it to my wife:( She has no idea....what a man can go through any given day:)

I am low on dish soap, what make and nozzle type ? hard stream or spray ?
Would you pay shipping ?
Scott

What are you asking for the toilet spray? My dogs fart a lot and we could use some around here!:crying:

Mike, you had me saying, oh no, when I first started reading. And then, aha, a man after my own heart. I too live alone and struggle to keep up with house stuff. Just today I thought I ought to run the vacuum but then I looked at two setters staring at me and said to hell with it. C'mon boys lets go find some birds. Priorities you know, got to keep them properly aligned.

Great post! I'm sore from laughing so hard.

Well done. SRH

Good choice Gary, you're obviously a wise man. Hope you found some birds.

toilet spray
 

Do you have more than one toilet spray.I have a little Yorkie that hardly ever farts but when she does One would think she weighed 140 pounds.

Extra Funny. Thanks

my wife read it and burst out laughing

very well played sir

Ill offer you my wife but she doesn't do your 1 thru 12 at lesat not for me.Great post bet the buzzards thought they had a deal in the making on your collection !!

Reprint to your hearts content.

NO! None of our brothers would ever think like that, would they?

:)You had me at toilet spray....

Mike,

You don't have to wash and iron your own apron's do you?

you gave me quite a scare there mike......charlie

No. The iron went fast. I listed it as a Shooting Iron on the Fox site and tool man jumped on it :rotf:

What make is the vacuum cleaner? Serial number? length of sweep, Drop at the comb, and what size bags does it take?

Damn, Mike! My heart sank as I was just about to call and see if you wanted Uncle Taylor's Parker. Plus I was wondering how to come up with the nickels to buy some of your Parkers I lust after. Relieved to know you were only offering all the things I have a horrible allergy too.

Mike,

It appears to me that you might be "trolling." How many times do we have to repeat this: Pics are an invaluable aid in the sale process!

I'd lay 5-2 odds that when the moderator moves this to the "For Sale" forum we'll hear that time-honored reprise: "Great price on #7 Mike.....someone really needs to buy this. Seriously, if I didn't already own 4 of these I'd be writing you a check this morning!!" :banghead::banghead:

I'll take the dustpan and broom. Will come in handy picking up the remains of Team Parker at Ernie's next September!!! :whistle:

BTW....welcome to The Royal Order of Chestnut Roasters!!! :bowdown:

Original post is not valid for the for sale section-- no prices posted!!

Still a tough crowd after all these years!

YES! You know I want Uncle Taylor’s Parker. Nobody would take better care of it than me. Now that you have invoked that name you must show a picture. The picture.

I’m honored!

In the interim whilst you Fox boys continue to labor under the same ideological burden you should inquire to see if the sponges are still available. They might come in handy with stopping the Team Fox bleeding from this past September :biglaugh:

Do Dunkle and Kuss have a "Post of the Year" contest? This is it, no contest.