Please HELP! Weekend Parker/Fox Atrocities
 

Only three words can describe this heinous, cowardly act: STINK----STANK---STUNK!

In the wee hours of Sunday morning, one of my worst fears was realized. Our ADT system was hacked and our house broken into. While my wife and I slept, the brazen intruder helped himself to a plate of Xmas cookies then proceeded to deface the walls of my “Fox Den” with PGCA decals. He purloined several copies of the newly released, Double Gun Journal and to the horror of Fox Nation, the coveted Fox-Parker Challenge Trophy!!

The clever thief somehow evaded the security cameras installed over my deck and garage, but thankfully, triggered a trail cam I had mounted in a nearby oak tree. This photo was enhanced a bit via Photoshop as the darkness and fog made it virtually impossible to detect any distinguishing features of the alleged perpetrator.

If anyone has the slightest clue as to the identity of this malefactor, please speak now as BATF authorities warn that the critical, 48 hour window is fading fast. I’m confident with the help of the Parker Community, that justice will indeed prevail.

Please help. Take a long, hard look below. (I know, it resembles a very bad dream!)
The future of “FPC-VI” depends on it!!

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I know that guy. He invaded a dinner at an Easton, Maryland restaurant several years ago, and brought his young son as a decoy for his nefarious activities. As I recall, I sold the perp an extremely rare Parker trap gun with heavy provenance, for a song. Let me know if my information helps to collar the criminal.

A true patriot of Parkerdom:bowdown: He will go down in history along with Washington, Lincoln, and of course Charles Parker.

Upon close inspection, lt looks like you coming completely over to our side!

Rumor has it Bill that you have been practicing your operatic 'Basso Profundo' ever since and may soon sing an aria to the "perp." :corn:






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As the alleged "perp"s" counsel we will contacting the Fox Nation concerning serious injuries (hernia) and stubbed toe he sustained while visiting the Cambria residence for a visit, subsequent to an invitation he received for a late night dinner. Poor lighting and empty shotgun hulls, carelessly strewn about, contributed to the injuries.

That photo resembles the photos posted online by the local PD asking for help to identify some mug with a hoodie who just held up the local convenience store. Unrecognizable. Good try Stevie.:)

The Parker boys will win that trophy the old fashioned way. We will earn it!

OMG I have not such a good laugh in a long time, Tool you are a nut!

Tool man, just got my DDG. You may turn out to be the next Hemmingway, Faulkner, etc.! Autumn Daze watch out for the company you keep.
P.S. nice article:bowdown:

What is a DDG?





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Damned Double Gun - Chuck must be referring to a Fox used in the challenge

In that case, wouldn't it be a FPDG ?





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I had one to many tonight, should have been DGJ:banghead:

I met the perp in a shady dimly light back alley at an undisclosed location (he said this was for my protection) somewhere in PA. I bought several graded Fox guns from him cheap as he said he had to cut the barrels some to get them in his duffel bag.

Manchester Police Major Crime Squad detectives phoned this morning alerting me that they are working on several leads. Additionally, it appears when the perp absconded with the FPC Cup, he dislodged a few bits of debris from the inside of his vehicle.

CSI techs noted the following evidence found at the scene:

A fresh cigarette butt (not sure of the brand)
Two empty, 16 gauge shotgun hulls
A ticket stub from the Louden (NH?) race track
A receipt from "The Foxy Lady" in Providence, RI (pet shop, perhaps??)
A bumper sticker that reads: I Love Fox Guns!
What appears to be a shred from a box top labelled: "Mrs. T's Pierogis???

Safe to say, the noose is tightening.......:corn::crying::corn:

I'm happy to report that after a prolonged and extensive investigation, Manchester Police notified me this morning that they do have a 'prime' suspect in custody surrounding the recent FPC trophy theft. Can't say that I'm all that surprised.....:corn::eek::corn:


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too funny

That picture has been photoshopped to make her look good:shock:

Like they say- Lock her up!!!

Trump and Hillary look like what I would suspect but Pence looks all pumped up to do a body cavity search on the culprit. I think he needs a better set of gloves!

What a hoot

Was that pic of the arrest photoshopped? Someone sent me this one. Is that Russian looking fellow hiding behind the white pickup holding a laptop?
http://parkerguns.org/forums/picture...pictureid=8639

Those britches look to be close to falling down, exposing some interesting tattoos. In her defense, I don't think she is the "perp", but lock her up anyway.