Kevin McCormack |
02-24-2012 09:53 PM |
Take a lesson from the scene in "Animal House" where the 'Hitler Youth' switch the mimeograph carbon (remember them?!) copy of the Psych 101 Midterm Exam that the old front office docent throws in the trash, knowing that the 'Deltas' will send a man by later that night after the trash is emptied, thinking they've got the answers that will help them ace the exam. Your 'hazardous waste' disposal manuever is now a very dated but effective version of the same thing, usually triggered by the realization that the 'perp(s)' are close to being cornered and facing a federal mail fraud rap. Easiest way out? Trash the item after lining up another wastrel operative to retrieve it from the dumpster so everyone can get well before it hits the landfill or the furnace. If not and the item goes 'grease', , no one along the investigative train is any the wiser. No one makes any money, but then no one goes to jail either. Remember, these doofi (plural of doofuses) are clever but not too bright; when it's time to confront reality, most of them will opt for a clean pair of Jockeys rather than lock and load under the NightSun.
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