Jack Cronkhite |
03-22-2012 09:46 AM |
Twinkies are still with us. At least the three cases I rescued from the clays shed at ol' Tom's place back in 1962. Some fool thought they might make great sport due to an erratic flight path when launched from the thrower. That was really bad news. Not only was there lead down range but that sweet creamy filling was splaterred and crumbs were everywhere. Someone said they saw some doves come in and get all wobbly on the ground. They got so stupid, they could be picked up by the dozens. When cooked they had the most interesting flavour of any dove ever eaten. True, their gizzards were filled with lead shot and some congealed unidentified off-white matter that scientists concluded was the nastiest form of advanced lead poisoning ever seen. Hell, we all knew it was how Twinkies looked after a good gizzard grinding. Now I still have a half case of that particular supply of Twinkies and have been rationing them out slowly. I know one day they will be gone. I have noticed the last couple seem to have dried out just a bit. Probably become hard as a rock one day (sour grapes due to diminishing supply). A sad day indeed that will be. Vintage Twinkies and vintage paper hull shot shells - what a delerious delight for any day afield. For more on the amazing Twinkie, click HERE.
Oh and hey you varmint shooters best start paying attention. Did you know you and your .22 are now on the hit list?? CLICK. And you thought your 50,000 rounds of ammo would be good for the rest of your life and maybe some could be used by the next generation. Never mind this sentence non-chalantly tucked into the study of the hazards posed by shot gophers.
Based on the average amount of lead in carcasses, and assuming that uptake of lead from the carcass is as high as that of eroded lead, we suggest that hawks would have to eat roughly 6.5 carcasses, taking an average of 23 days of feeding on an uninterrupted supply of shot carcasses, to attain a lethal dose of lead. Now couple that with this
Uncertainties remain, but shot RGS carcasses appear to be an appreciable source of lead that could prove fatal to scavenging hawks.
This study will be touted as definitive proof that those nuts who shoot gophers are causing the population of scavenging raptors to reach such low numbers that extermination is almost assured. That .22 could become a wall hanger for your grandkids. "It's okay son, grandpa just didn't know".
Will keep digging to find definitive proof that migratory populations are now much better off than before. Now where the heck is that spade.
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