One time this new girl got off the bus at high school - man, she was so good looking. As soon as her feet hit the ground I told all my friends, plus a few hundred other guys who I did not even know, to check her out. To this day I can't believe that they didn't seem to know she belonged to me. Within 6 months she was pregnant and had a stuffed alligator that said 'Guam' on the side. What's this world coming to???

Fishtail; Is that a fishtail?

It was a nice looking gun, someone will be a happy camper.