URGENT: Saturday Sunrise Service at Rock Mountain!

[TOOL MAN]

Breaking news from The Catholic Transcript:

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Cardinal Stephano Michaelangelo Cambini (Our Lady of Blessed Diesel Smoke--Roma, Italy) will officiate a special, sunrise service on Saturday at approx. 6:05 a.m. on Station # 5 (the burning bush) at Rock Mountain, Meshoppen, PA. This will be a traditional RC Latin High Mass performed with full Tridentine Ceremonies including headdress, simulated thunder/lightning, wailers and a bitchin' Hammond B-3.

Cambini urges all Parker shooters to attend as the latest line from Vegas indicates it's going to take a hell of a lot more than three "Hail Mary's" and six "Our Fathers" to score the FPC Cup this year!

Hold on to your rosaries boyzzzzzzzzz!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Mike of the Mountain]

Ok Tool, but the rest of us have Pastor Charlie to watch over us Protestants!!

[Double Lab]

Will you be giving communion oh blessed Father? Alter boys Smith and Corona would like you to bless our bottle of wine. If it's alright with you we could skip the lightning and thunder.

[C.O.B.]

My most revered Cardinal could this humble servant of the gun bequest that you face west and pass a divine blessing upon his two thunder sticks that they deliver accurate and lethal doses of lead into their intended creatures?